🌴 Volcanoes & Velvet Nights
A week of tropical glamour and queer nightlife.
Highlights: Barrio Escalante food crawl, VIP night at Club Teatro, private villa drag show, and day trips to the Poás Volcano or the surf town of Jacó. Evenings drift between open-air cocktail bars and late-night karaoke.
Stay: Multiple chic URBN Escalante Airbnbs for a townhouse-takeover vibe.
🌆 Pyramids & Polanco Drama
Ancient ruins meet modern revelry.
Highlights: Sunrise hot-air balloon over Teotihuacán, kayaking in the Xochimilco reserves, late nights in Zona Rosa’s gay bars, and art-filled strolls through Polanco. Add the world-class Anthropology Museum and Chapultepec Castle for royal flair.
Stay: Trendy CDMX villa with rooftop mezcal tastings.
🇵🇹 Tiles, Tuk Tuks & Tawny Port
Atlantic breezes, Iberian decadence.
Highlights: Private tuk-tuk city tour, day trips to Cascais and fairy-tale Sintra, drag shows in Bairro Alto, a pastel-de-nata masterclass, sunset wine cruise, and a hauntingly beautiful Fado night.
Stay: Alfama district villa with tile-clad rooftop for confessionals.
☔ Emerald City Excess
Coffee, coastlines, and unapologetic queer energy.
Highlights: Glass-blowing class in Tacoma, VIP booth in Capitol Hill’s best queer bars, Pike Place Market tastings, private party bus, ferry to Bainbridge for wine, Ballard brewery crawl, electric-boat Lake Union tour, Space Needle & Chihuly, and a Snoqualmie Falls hike.
Stay: Modern Capitol Hill loft with space for reunion-style confessionals.
🏰 Bohemian Rhapsody & Bone-Chilling Shade
Old-world grandeur with a gothic twist.
Highlights: Day trip to Bohemian Paradise, the eerie Kutná Hora Bone Church, scenic airplane ride over red rooftops, spa day, luxury shopping, medieval five-course feast, and a Michelin-starred 4/20 tasting experience.
Stay: Baroque townhouse near Old Town Square, perfect for castle-adjacent drama.
🌊 Gaudi & Glamour
Catalan color, Mediterranean mischief.
Highlights: Gaudí overload—La Sagrada Família, Casa Batlló, Park Güell—plus a gourmet food tour, helicopter flight, private boat cruise, Montserrat monastery excursion, interactive cooking class, and a sultry flamenco night.
Stay: Central Eixample penthouse with rooftop tapas parties.
🗽 Broadway & Bravo
A full week of classic Manhattan drama. Start with VIP nights in Hell’s Kitchen’s hottest queer bars and drag shows, then take in a big-ticket Broadway performance with backstage selfies. Glide through Central Park on a private carriage ride and soar above the skyline on a helicopter tour before hitting a rotation of glittering rooftop bars for late-night confessionals. Luxe Midtown Airbnb keeps the whole cast close for plenty of champagne-fueled shade.
🌺 Aloha After Dark
Island glamour from O‘ahu to Maui. Lounge—and maybe lose the swimsuit—at Makena’s famous Little Beach, then dive into Waikiki nightlife with a drag-queen takeover at Scarlet. Add surfing lessons, guided snorkeling in turquoise reefs, and a reflective visit to Pearl Harbor. Hike a volcanic ridge at sunrise, sip rum on a pineapple plantation tour, and capture golden-hour confessionals on the sand. Split the stay between a chic Waikiki condo and an ocean-view villa in Kihei for maximum tropical drama.
Runway Roulette – Secret-Santa thrifting challenge with a $50 budget and a final catwalk.
Private Drag or Club Nights – Local queens or VIP club hosts bring the shade.
Karaoke Chaos – From Lisbon fado dives to Barcelona flamenco bars, the mic always finds a housewife.