🎰High Stakes & Higher Heels
A glitter-soaked weekend of drag queens, neon nights, and pure chaos.
Highlights: RuPaul’s Drag Race Live, Piranha gay bar takeovers, late-night karaoke, and a runway-roulette thrifting challenge that ends in a Strip-side fashion show. By day, rent a car to chase art at Seven Magic Mountains and hike Red Rock Canyon; by night, it’s party-party-party.
Stay: Strip-side hotel, four housewives per room—because scandal loves close quarters.
❄️Frost & Fabulous
Nordic glamour meets geothermal glow.
Highlights: Walking food tour through ReykjavĂk’s buzzing streets, geysers and waterfalls, Blue Lagoon face-mask soak, Kiki queer karaoke, boutique shopping for that perfect Icelandic scarf, and runway roulette in cozy wool.
Stay: Chic downtown Airbnb—no car needed, just warm layers and hotter gossip.
🏔 Snowflakes & Shade
Canada’s winter playground turns into your confessional runway.
Highlights: Whistler Pride festivities, skiing and sledding by day, the sub-zero vodka ice bar by night. Drag queen après-ski appearances keep the tea steaming. Cars double as “confessional booths” for hot takes between ski runs.
Stay: Alpine hotel lodges, four to a room—mountain chic with a side of drama.
🍇 Wine, Wheels & Whispers
Desert sunsets and vineyard secrets fuel this Pacific Northwest chapter.
Highlights: Private wine-tasting tours, Columbia River walks, karaoke under starry skies, plus classic car vibes during the Cool Desert Nights show. Drag performers can crash any tasting for surprise shade.
Stay: Spacious Airbnb with cars on hand for vineyard-to-vineyard confessionals.
🌳Covered Bridges & Uncovered Truths
Rustic New England charm with Champagne sparkle.
Highlights: Leaf-peeping road trips, shopping along Main Street, Saxtons River Distillery sips, wooden bridge selfies, Connecticut River dips, and optional skiing or sledding if the season’s right. Runway roulette gets a Vermont twist with flannel and cashmere.
Stay: Cozy village Airbnb or historic inn; train or drive from NYC for that cinematic arrival.
Drag Queens on Call – Surprise private shows or late-night bar takeovers in every city.
Runway Roulette – Secret-Santa thrifting challenge with a $50 budget, ending in a catwalk showdown.
Karaoke Chaos – A must in every location, from neon Vegas to the fjords of Iceland.
These descriptions capture the Housewives parody vibe—glamour, light drama, and unforgettable settings—while giving potential cast members a vivid preview of the “season” they’re signing up for.