🇨🇴Glow Up in the Clouds
Villa luxury in Colombia’s eternal spring.
Highlights: Doctora Pinto for veneers (for the bold!), nightlife in El Poblado, cocktails at Chiquita’s, zip-lining above the Andes, and a flavors-only food tour. Drag queens can crash the villa or lead the bar crawl.
Stay: Chic hillside Airbnb with city views—no car needed.
🏝Romance & Rowdiness
Pride meets paradise on Mexico’s Pacific coast.
Highlights: Zona Romántica club circuit, Spartacus gay bathhouse, parasailing, a Diana’s gay boat cruise with snorkeling and zip-line day trip, Malecon sunset strolls, and dinner at Iguana’s. Built for Pride weekend heat—no car required.
🌴Low Country Lux & Late-Night Shade
Southern charm with Champagne mischief.
Highlights: Horse-drawn carriage tour through historic streets, shopping King Street, low-country boil night, Johns Island and the Angel Oak, late-night drag at Dudley’s on Ann, and a Waffle House after-party. Car optional, gossip essential.
🎲Bayou Secrets & Casino Confessionals
Gulf Coast glamour and voodoo vibes.
Highlights: Beauvoir mansion tour, honey-island swamp kayaking, haunted bayou night cruise, drag-queen spectacle at Sipps, casino day, jet-skiing and parasailing, and a private ritual with Priestess Miriam. Cars on hand for swamp-to-casino shuttles.
🍁 French Kisses & Festival Nights
A bilingual bash during Pride’s peak.
Highlights: Mont-Royal strolls, tarot readings, Old Town shopping sprees, club Unity dance marathons, Village karaoke, and endless café hopping. Drag queens guide the nightlife. Walkable city, no car needed.
🏔 Desert Drama & Mountain Magic
From Great Salt Lake sunsets to Park City glamour.
Highlights: Private drag shows and SLC’s best cocktail bars, prop-plane tour over the Wasatch, pink-sand beach picnic, food tour downtown, and a Park City day trip for alpine selfies. Car optional depending on side trips.
🏜 Desert Diamonds & Poolside Drama
Retro glamour under endless blue skies.
Highlights: Villa pool lounging by day, private drag show or poolside queen brunch, cocktails and dancing at Hunters, boutique shopping along Palm Canyon Drive, and a breathtaking ride on the Aerial Tramway into the San Jacinto mountains. Slow, sultry, and perfectly photogenic—no car required if you stay central.
Stay: Mid-century modern villa with floating flamingos and bottomless mimosas.
🌊 Coastal Shade & Cross-Border Secrets
Pacific breezes meet late-night tea.
Highlights: Mission District tacos and beach sunsets, a walking food tour through Gaslamp, nightlife takeover at Rich’s gay bar, and a daring day-trip across the border for Tijuana street eats and mezcal. Optional rental cars for the Mexico run; everything else is walkable and sun-drenched.
Stay: Stylish city-center villa or roomy Airbnb with rooftop patio.
❄️ Northern Lights & Nightlife Bites
Alaska’s wild frontier gets a Housewives glow-up.
Highlights: Skiing or snowboarding by day, karaoke and dancing at Mad Myrna’s, guided gun-range adventure (for the thrill seekers), mountain hikes with glacier views, and optional boat or floatplane tour for dramatic aerial confessionals.
Stay: Scenic Airbnb lodge; cars essential for mountain and glacier escapades.
Drag Queen Pop-Ups – Surprise villa performances or nightlife escorts.
Runway Roulette – Secret-Santa thrifting challenge with a $50 budget and a finale catwalk.
Karaoke Showdown – An optional Housewives rite of passage for those who are obsessed with karaoke.
These additions keep your 5-day lineup balanced—sun, desert, and Arctic glamour—while preserving the mix of luxe villas, cheeky drag energy, and unforgettable “season” storylines.